Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Smooth like Butter Baby!


It is about 10:00, the time I usually have to poop, and I did! It was an amazing experiance, it literally took my breath away! There was fire liked I looked at the poop in its eyes ( if poop has eyes) and I told it your coming out whether you like it or not! It did and it was happy too, I guess it had babies before it came out because they just followed there father to there homeland. I had eaten chicken alfredo very fancy, afterwards we went to our favorite ice cream place, brocks and got 1 scoop of chocolate ice cream. I had waited for this to happen and the toilet was waitng for her prince to come, he did, with some of his children after he divorced his drunken wife and took his children. There life is amazing now living in toilet paper. I only wish them the best!


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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

July 29th 2008




Ellies poop testimonials

Unfortunately, today has not been normal. After eating a Vanilla milkshake with chocolate chip cookie dough, of course, I had to take a crap. This was weird though, I thought I was going to take a big crap, for it was after watching mama mia and it was 10:00 pm. It was small and my butt hurt afterwards. It had no meaning whatsoever. I don't know, what are your thoughts on this?